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Yanni Land

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Welcome to my land! This is Yanni! Dare to Dream! Ladies love my giant forehead and big mustache. Please look around at my pictures. My friend Paul Simon and also a very sexy man, but not as sexy as Mark.

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Im going for a little swim! Look at my sexy face! Im swimming to Graceland!

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Bewerrrrrrr. *Clap clap* Im going to Graceland, Graceland. Memphis Tennessee.

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Poor boys and pilgrims and family trees. And were all going to Graceland.

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Hey fellas. Bob MacAdoo here. Do you like my short shorts? Me and my sexy legs could ball up anyone, except for Mark.

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Well hello there. This is Tie My Shoe and my friend Wang Zhizhi. Im going to do a little rapping for you today. I was cruising down the street in my Impala.

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Hello there. Im Mr. Dutton. Turn on your calculators!

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Good god this man is sexy. There is no one more sexy. Not even Yanni.